FUCK FLICKS

K…a while ago I reviewed Free 4 All 2 and said I would have to look up number one since number 2 was such a hit…so here we are. A movie with only one scene and no need for more. Same formula…get some sluts who know how to fuck and totally love cock and cum and cumming mix well with some well hung dudes and bake till sizzling hot.

The action heats up so fast and hard that I can only get this one non nude pic for you but dont be a wuss…check out the real thing anyways…not a movie that will leave anything left in your balls when finished watching it.

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Free 4 All is a series that delivers in every way and shows once again that the hottest chicks in the world are the sluttiest chicks in the world cos this kinda sexual energy just leaps out at you thru the screen man. Free 4 All gets the first ever Rip-roaring, cum-shooting, rooting-tooting five cocks-up.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Wednesday, May 14 10:02 AM | Permalink | Comments

I dig porn…lots of porn…heaps of porn…big huge freakin piles of porn…but I would rather watch the fantastic four than the fantastic 40’s. Now I’m sure that experience counts for a lot and this chick, even though she’s a bit riper than that sweeter 30-something fruit, shows that she does know how to suck and fuck.

Young, Old, Big, Small, Short, Fat, Tall and Skinny…this mature mother-fucked mama does them all in her quest for the perfect gangbang through four fucktastic scenes…maybe you gotta wait til you’re in your 40’s and that’s why it’s called fantastic cos a chick’s got to break in her pussy during her 20’s and 30’s if she’s going to go on such an epic quest.

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Overall the sex was hot, the chick was not, it looked like a good fucking time for everyone who made the movie and I give it a spurting three cocks-up.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Tuesday, May 13 08:04 AM | Permalink | Comments

Okay so you’re a confessed sexoholic, what’s the next step? Well the guys who made this movie sent these lucky dudes and babeliciously horny sexoholic nymphos to ‘get away’ from their addiction…but yeah, we all know what happens when you put a bunch of over-sexed fuckers together in an enclosed space…tons of wet hot energetic sex. (sounds like a fox reality show doesn’t it?)

For a bunch of sexoholics there could’ve been a hell of a lot more action in this movie…sure it’s got five scenes but most of them you’re just gonna be skimming through. It does start off with a hot chick on chick scene and the movie does get a hardness factor from the fact that it has British superslut Hannah Harper in it, and we all know how fucking crazy those Brit chicks get when the juices get flowing.

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My big problem with it is when you title your movie Sexoholics you expect there to be TONS of sex, group scenes, threesomes, foursomes, moresomes and so on…Sexoholics is pretty much all just one on one stuff. This movie gets a generous two cocks-up and that is solely due to the nympho crazy participaction of Hannah Harper.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Sunday, May 11 11:08 AM | Permalink | Comments

There are a lot of cool things about wearing the color white, especially when it’s a chick out in the sun, and even better if there’s some wetness cos then it becomes SEE-THRU. These ultra horny (and you know they’re ultra horny cos if they weren’t, no amount of money would entice them to fuck these guys with such enthusiasm) MILFs get what they need in three sextastic scenes.

It’s pool patio party-time in these three hardcore scenes. Scene one we get first a dusky latina MILF slut who gets her patio pussy time as she shows her cock-sucking and fucking skills and sucks the splooge from his cock in the bright sunny outdoors. Follow this up with a couple bronzed beauty babes gettin some sapphic sunshine as they go down on each other bringing each other to enthusiastic orgasms over and over. Last scene we get the horniest of these chicks who fucks (or gets fucked) her ass off. The dude is old enough to be her father and looks like his face belongs on a wanted poster but it doesn’t change her enthusiasm as she rides him to orgasm after orgasm.

White Panty Chronicles 20 was better than I expected it to be, mostly because of the rampant raunchy nympho behavior of the chicks in it. Three cocks-up to White Panty Chronicles 20.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Friday, May 09 08:43 AM | Permalink | Comments

Jam-packed with ten scenes of foot lusting and fucking, Toe Jam 2 gives us an action-packed glimpse into the kinkiness of foot fetish. I’m not sure how these whackjobs can handle having stinky smelly feet shoved in their mouths…but they totally look like they’re enjoying their fantasy, so I guess it works.

You’ve got blondes, brunettes, MILF, young babes, all hot sluts who want their toes sucked and there’s more sole-sucking than in any horror movie I’ve ever seen, and enough sole food to put Little Jamaica to shame. We do get to see some pussy pounding in every scene…getting their toes sucked seems to make these crazy sluts ultra-horny and dripping wet.

After watching all ten scenes of Toe Jam 2 I still don’t get why sucking toes is hot but if it gets chicks as wet as these sluts, serve me up some of that sole food. Toe Jam 2 gets a toeriffic two and a half cocks-up.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Thursday, May 08 05:06 AM | Permalink | Comments

Much of reviewing porn is like a dream job, but most of watching Chunky Pool Party is a big yawn…with my mouth open a lot bigger than these chicks mouths were. Once again, like in Chunky Cheerleaders none of the B’s in BBW applies to beautiful for any of these chicks. First off this movie lies…it says pool PARTY. We get four scenes of one-on-one action with ugly or plain chicks that for the most part look bored out of their heads, or as though they are waiting for the $50 so they can go score their Hostess cupcakes.

Don’t get me wrong, BBW sluts are fucking hot if one of the B’s stands for Beautiful. Expressions like ‘more cushion for the pushin’ and ‘more bounce to the ounce’ don’t come from nowhere, but Chunky Pool Party falls far short of any of these expectations. The only chick in it who really seems into fucking looks like she also has three grandchildren and hopefully they grow up to be better looking than her.

A while ago I reviewed Chubby Chasers 2, if you like watching curvy cum queens, watch it, enjoy it and one day soon I will have another cumtastic BBW flick reviewed for you to enjoy.

Chunky Pool Party gets a flaccid one cock-up because my mama always told me that you should be nice to fat people or they will eat you.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Monday, May 05 14:48 PM | Permalink | Comments

Let the good times roll… Lesbian Hooter Party has got good times rolling, flowing, squirting…goddamn it’s a good time in this movie. These chicks are way too hot to be lesbians, but if they want to call themselves that for the movie, that’s fine by me. They can call themselves whatever they want and I have some things I would call them too.

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These babes have some of the biggest tits I’ve seen lately and they get it on with titty rubbing, tit on clit fucking, hard and heavy strap-on sucking and fucking and sensational sapphic squirting action in all four frantic scenes. These are chicks who are totally into what they’re doing and completely not shy about being noisy when they cum.

For chick on chick movies that I have seen, this ranks in the Top Ten and gets four hard cocks-up for each of it’s four hard scenes.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Sunday, May 04 07:45 AM | Permalink | Comments

Ahhhhhh Valentines Day, time to be with the one you love, or at least lust after, and what better gift for a horny 30-something slut than an extra cock or two…the producers of this series of movies totally knows what I mean and these cum hungry slut-babes get slammed to satisfaction city.

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The sex is ultra-hot as in scene after scene these happily married chicks get it on while their husbands get to watch and in some scenes participate for a rip-roaring ultra-wet fuck-fest. I can tell you from experience that it is fucking crazy hot to see your babe getting fucked while she’s sucking you off or vice versa, and this movie does not rip us off as we get almost two very full hours of watching these wantonly wet wives also getting very full.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Wednesday, April 30 12:42 PM | Permalink | Comments

Who says that black oppression is dead? After watching this I figure that the black man is as oppressed as he’s always been. I mean jesus dude, sure these more than mature mamas are a lot hotter than my granny, but still it would cost more than any porn company would offer to get me to fuck one of them. Maybe when I’m 65 I will be more into hot old chicks…but probably not.

As far as action goes you don’t get ripped off…six hardcore raunchy sex scenes as these mature nymphos have their way with one black fuckstick after another. Thankfully a couple of the chicks are more in the MILF range than the granny range (maybe they were such sluts and passed on the slut gene so that they could be grannies when they were in their 30’s)
This movie wasn’t really my bag so it didn’t lessen the load in my bag but if you dig the older chicks it’s worth checking out. Grannies Who Suck Black Cock and Eat Cum 2 gets one semi-teased cock-up for the intensity of some of the scenes.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Tuesday, April 29 05:10 AM | Permalink | Comments

Ahhhhh those dusky divas of decadence..latina lust bunnies….now to me a hot chick is a hot chick, I dont care where she is from geographically as long as she likes travelling south of the belt-line and this flick has hot babes in hot sex so it worked for me. They are totally into cock. They go down sucking…fucking… swallowing cum (mouth or pussy they dont care) … and show that, stereotypes aside, if this is typical of latina babes then no wonder there are so many mexicans.

You get the seemingly standard four scenes. No big bonuses or anything really extreme but definitely sizzilingly spicey sex throughout and as I said the babes in this one are all hot and totally dig getting their tacos filled with meat not beans. Though hopefully the babe in scene 3 takes some of her hard earned pesos to get a tit-job if she’s staying in porn or munch down some more burritos or whatever to get something more up-top.

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Anyways, hard sex, hard cock watching it, hot sluts in it…a very solid three cocks-up for Latina Sabrosas 2

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Sunday, April 27 06:54 AM | Permalink | Comments

Lollipop lollipop oh lolly lollipop…totally gay fucking song, right? Right! But Cum Swappin Lollipop isn’t. Like man, these are some chicks that dig a snowball fight, if ya know what I mean. Anyways a better song for this movie would be Surf City by Jan and Dean with that oh so memorable beginning “Two girls for every guy” cos that’s the flow for this movie all the way through.

It’s kind of a rip off in that they only give ya three scenes, but I guess with two chicks per scene it makes for a six-pack. The chicks are cock-hungry and eager to show it as they take turns slurpin down on the dudes ‘lollipop’ and it’s obvious how much these babes dig cum cos from the salacious sucking these guys shoot some pretty prodigious loads and these girls enjoy swapping it back and forth mouth to mouth with more zest than an Irishman’s shower.

Cum Swappin Lollipop gets a nice standard worth your time watching three cocks-up.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Thursday, April 24 12:52 PM | Permalink | Comments

Look Out Jason Giambi….theres some new non-steroid enhanced Heavy Hitters out there who sure know how to grab a bat and swing it…and suck it…and fuck it…and so on. Big bouncy bountiful buxomy babes may not be everybody’s bowl of borscht but this is actually a pretty hot flick. Personally even if the extra inches up top come with a few extra inches in the middle I think that’s a lot cooler than some skinny bimbo with big fake tits who when you see them you just picture them going ruuuouer ruuuouer ruuuouer like foam rubber whenever you squeeze them.

Four fanny flouncing fuck scenes where these horny hunnies get to show their stuff and demonstrate how much they love cock. Starting with a bang where the first generously proportioned latina lovely pleasures two dudes with her hungry mouth, massive mammaries and plump pussy, and the heat just continues to roll along with a variety of voluptuous vixens including a bouncy blonde and a hot big bosomed black babe.

Heavy Hitters 2 was nothing special but it was good heat and gets a thick stroking three cocks-up.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Wednesday, April 23 07:07 AM | Permalink | Comments

Some series’ of movies are better left dead and this is an example of that. Deep Throat 1…Linda Lovelace, kinky sex, whacked out drug inspired gonzo storyline, it set a feel for a generation and everybody from Julie Andrews to Lucille Ball and Sammy Davis Jr went to it and enjoyed it. Now 30 some-odd years later they give us this crap.

The storyline has gone from ludicrous, trippy and far-out to just plain dumb. The sex in this movie is kinda hot with some bone-rising actresses who know their stuff and the director/photography goes for a lot of close-ups that certainly show off an abundance of wet pink (though these close-ups do tend to end up rather fuzzy at times). If you’re digging the ol’ non-offensive hardcore yet soft sex porn flick for you and your hunny to watch and not boggle her eyes out of her head then yeah, give it a try…but who knows, maybe she’d actually dig something out of our more extreme hardcore movies as well.

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Deep Throat 4 was kind of a disappointment especially if you’ve seen the old ones with Linda Lovelace and Krista Lane (Deep Throat 2 with Krista Lane is also in our free trial members area) so I’m gonna be generous and give it zero cocks-up and suggest you find something else.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Monday, April 21 06:09 AM | Permalink | Comments

A movie filled with the most coveted and sought after chicks in the world…the ultra-cock slut ! Like there are so many movies where you see a chick fucking a dude or dudes but she’s either obviously somewhere else in her head or giving more attention to the camera than the cock. Not this movie man…we’re talking scene after scene of chicks who love cocks and let that love literally pour out all over the screen when you’re watching.

A veritable smorgasboard of orgiastic debauchery unfolds in four fuck-filled (and I mean filled) scenes. These chicks are happy to go solo or with other chicks gobbling down and fucking every cock put in front of them, and man, you can tell from the smiles and entranced with cock looks in their eyes as they yell out orgasm after orgasm while sampling cock in each and every hole available.

Free 4 All 3 was a hot slut-filled wet watch and gets a rock hard rockin five cocks-up.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Saturday, April 19 08:45 AM | Permalink | Comments

Watching this movie was like some surreal acid trip after watching National Lampoon’s Road Trip or something…I mean, I dunno everybody’s got their like kink or whatever you wanna call it, but all the leather and the sets for this movie, it was just so out there man especially when they say public…I guess they have a different definition of public than I do, but whatever.

Anyways, like I said this movie was a trip, at times it felt like I was watching some 1990’s Geena Davis action flick…I mean, this chick gets her tits and her ass totally slapped and beaten on and she’s all ‘Oh Oh” totally loud, and you’re never quite sure if it’s pleasure or pain. I know for sure if somebody was smacking the nipples on my chest like that it would sure as hell hurt. So we get three surreally sadistic scenes with no actual sex, but more smackdowns than in professional wrestling…not quite my deal but if you dig it or you just wanna watch some chick getting her tits smacked and then finally getting revenge on the smacker, even though she was enjoying it anyways, then check it out.

But for me, Public Defamation gets one cock-up simply cos it was a surreal trip and probably the type of porn that Quentin Tarantino watches.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Wednesday, April 16 14:05 PM | Permalink | Comments

Hello….Looosey…..I’m home. Man, talk about loose chicks filled with the need to be filled indeed. You hear about the four finger club…well these chicks… bimbos or not, acknowledge that four just really isn’t that big a number. To them four is just the maximum number of fingers that they can fit in one hole, but it still leaves them begging for more with other holes to be filled.

Five four-fingered fuck-filling scenes as these chicks rock your world in eye-popping action on their quest to get their needs and cravings filled by these lucky dudes and each other. I mean dude, these chicks are just gasping and yelling for more, it’s just a shame for them that this wasn’t a double penetration movie (cock-style) but I guess maybe they dig all the extra sensations from having the fingers move around inside their holes…ultra kinky.

V-Eight gets a four rousing cocks-up cos the chicks are just so goddamned slutty.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Monday, April 14 07:10 AM | Permalink | Comments

A lil Latina lovin goes a long way, and the three tasty tails in Salsa and Spice 19 go all the way and more with some average lookin dudes who are probably counting their lucky stars cos they get to fuck these spicy sex-fiends in every hole, and man do these chicks like to spread them wide. Three pussy-pounding cock-craving cum-filled scenes make for one fucking hot movie. One problem tho…the music is fucking annoying…you can hear some moans mixed in there, but it’s total elevator music that never stops and majorly sucks.

In the first two scenes we get treated to some meaty double penetration which is even more emphasised by the tininess of the two chicks. Blowjobs seem to be a specialty in this fuck-flick with each salsa slut sloppily sucking dick with wild abandon before and after they get fucked. Damn these babes know how to party…they’ve got enough energy to down an elephant…no matter how small they are. The last latina lovely in Salsa and spice 19 is the loudest of them all…you won’t need to turn down the volume cos of music for this one…she’s getting fucked and she’s not shy about letting the whole world know with her sexy shouts, orgasmic grunts and satisfied moans.

Salsa and spice 19 gets a fiery four cocks-up, it would’ve earned more if it wasn’t for that goddammned stupid elevator music distracting me from the task at hand.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Saturday, April 12 13:00 PM | Permalink | Comments

Goddamn…..Sploogetastic, Fucknastic, Orgasmaclassic……An oldie but goodie that lasts and hands out hardons that last, unlike the recently reviewed number four in this series. An all star cast, some acting thats at least as good as any daytime soap opera out there, authentic no holds barred fucking and sucking, a story that can actually (kinda) be followed and of course everybody’s favorite hedgehog Mr. Ron Jeremy.

I gotta say this was an awesome fucking movie and the babes in it totally dig taking it from a big cock and enjoy showing how much they get off while demonstrating their oral skills.

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The only problems with this movie were the stupid clothes they were wearing (thankfully they don’t wear em long tho) and it would be nice if there was a way to keep the sounds of fucking but lose the 1970’s soundtrack.

Deep Throat 2 gets a deeply felt four cocks-up.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Friday, April 11 06:03 AM | Permalink | Comments

Hey Hese…After watching Amateur Hood Humpin 3 I totally feel like getting in a pimped out lowrider and cruising to pick up some righteous black ho to give me some sugar and open both her front and back doors for me to take a ride.

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These obsidian orgasm machines milk these lucky dudes dry but sadly we’re limited to only three scenes. It’s a shame cos some chicks are made for fucking and that is oh so true of these ebony hued whores.

Amateur Hood Humpin 3 gets three cocks-up for its three rim-rocking scenes.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Tuesday, April 08 13:45 PM | Permalink | Comments

This movie is a total documentary man…like if you wonder what some 30-something hot-to-trot real life MILF is like, check this movie out. It shows you that basically they consist of some cock-craved nympho who starts off yapping away endlessly blah blah blah blah blah blah blah and then mysteriously switching from using her mouth to talk to using her body to fuck.

So yeah, in four fairly hot and hardcore tent-rising scenes we get to see that deep down (and I mean DEEP) 30-something wives just want to yammer away pointlessly until finally somebody drives the point that they want home in all their holes.

MILTF 12 was a pretty decent view but finding cock-hungry eager to be fucked MILFs is about as hard as talking a teenager into killing themselves. Three cocks-up for MILTF 12.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Saturday, April 05 05:10 AM | Permalink | Comments