FUCK FLICKS

Lovely Luscious Labia Licking Lesbians in Langurous Lovefest…say that 10 times fast and your tongue wont be as twisted as it would pleasuring these wild chicks…Indoors, Outdoors, these scenes fill all of these chicks doors and you know that they arent total lesbos cos they’re actually hot

Four Fuck Filled Fantastmic scenes of pussy pumping, labia licking, finger fucking, strapon sucking, superslut fucking orgasmic extremes man. The intensity of the four finger fucking with the three chicks ending in a super squirt session itself makes it worth the price of admission for this one.
Chick Flick 2 gets a full on four cocks up….these chicks go for it all the way.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Friday, June 06 05:41 AM | Permalink | Comments

K man….Porn has got to forget about story lines that are stupid - just give us some hardcore pussy and ass pounding throat splooging snowball swallowing bukkake babe banging nasty porn.
I mean I dig it that they try to show that they can write and that these chicks can act almost as well as a daytime soap actress…I understand but a dude in a frizzy clown wig and special effects that can be done better by a grade 10 visual arts student….gimme a break

Dont get me wrong, the chicks are ultra hot and they sure as hell know how to take big cocks in all their holes, you get five scenes of sizzlin sex and the writers did TRY to use their imagination with paintings that come to carnal life etc…seems like maybe they used it at 5 am after a few too many doobies and hits of jack daniels but they did try.

Gallery of Sin 1 is worth watching for the hot sex but your finger will spend as much time fastforwarding as you will jerking your cock. Two Cocks-up for Gallery of Sin 1

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Wednesday, June 04 12:54 PM | Permalink | Comments

So in the first scene this tiny little asian chick with hardly any tits but some totally hard erect torpedo nipples gets busy with a horny black dude almost double her size. Shy to start she totally cums out and gets wild and loud like the cockslut she is after he sucks on her nipples and rubs her pussy for a while through her sexy pink panties. She looks even tinier with his big black cock in her mouth.

Three more hot scenes follow, each getting hotter and nastier than the last. Dirty asian sluts slobbering and choking on thick black masts then getting their slim slits lubed by long pink tongues, like these dudes are big everywhere man.

The last fucker is so fucking big he has to stretch the cockslut out with his thick fingers so she can fit his pulsing black cock in her tight wet pussy. A fuck frenzy follows with him banging her tight snatch in a whole bunch of different positions making her cum hard over and over again. Man I love hearing slutty chicks screaming their orgasms so everyone knows they love getting fucked.
Four big cocks up for black dicks in asian chicks, totally fucking hot shit dude.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Tuesday, June 03 10:45 AM | Permalink | Comments

K…Im guessing you’ve seen Casino Royale…not the stoner Peter Sellers/David Niven one. The new one. Felix The Lucky Slave 5 is just like it. Well just like the torture scene near the end anyways…so if you’re some kinko who found yourself getting hard or wet watching it then this movie is for you.

Like this Felix dude is messed right up (guess it goes with being named Felix) and a total masochist. First we get treated to scenes of his previous adventures which include being tortured with syringes and then embark on a trip of watching him get whipped HARD and everywhere in every position by a couple big titted chicks who even tie up his balls and then whip the hell out of his cock and balls.

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Crazy shit man…I give it just one cocks-up for Felix The Lucky Slave 5 and thats cos my cock wants to keep up and wary cos its too scared to relax after watching this.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Monday, June 02 06:53 AM | Permalink | Comments

Even though this movie has the six million dollar man in it, it doesn’t have a six million dollar budget. It’s a loosely put together tale with a tongue in (ass)cheek take on Dragnet and 70’s porn. Starring a lot of big old names, emphasis on old, but still skilled such as Steve Austin, Ron Jeremy, Jewel De Nyle and Evan Stone. The story isn’t worth much but if you fast forward the sex is hot, heavy and wet with people who know how to fuck and like doing it on film.

So basically we’re talking psychadelic suck-a-thon flashback fuckfest, no kink or niche stuff just good well rounded porn with good well rounded babes and a very rounded (not so well) Ron Jeremy. These folks do know how to fuck and take you thru 5 scenes of thouroghly enjoyable fucking and sucking to a satisfying conclusion. The story could have been left out but I guess when you’ve been in the biz forever you need whatever extra fun you can put in the film. A solidly sploogeable 3 cocks-up for Shagnet.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Saturday, May 31 06:57 AM | Permalink | Comments

Truth, Justice, and The American Way….thats what this movie is all about. Truth: Most husbands are lame ass fuckers who cant last more than a couple minutes and are underhung leading over 90% of wives to have affairs. Justice: These sluts find a way to get the action they want and enough cock and cum to almost satisfy their daily needs since they cant get what they crave at home. The American Way: Brazen dudes who know what they want taking it right in front of the owner and saying “fuck yeah !” while they do it. Thats what this flick is about.

We’ve got a huge range of wives craving cock and takeing it in every hole while their often astounded and almost always aroused husbands look on in wonder as they see their sweet wives release the cock hungry slut waiting to be released in every woman.

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Screw My Wife Please 26 gets an adulterous three cocks-up (just like this blonde super-slut wife in one of the scenes) Better camerawork would have gotten it a four.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Thursday, May 29 05:15 AM | Permalink | Comments

Two hot English dick lickin tarts tag-team against two super sexy cocksucking Yankee sluts who get a head start when huge titted babe Miko Lee gets down on her knees and shows off her skills before the match. When the other yankee slut Ashley shows up they both go to town with their natural cocksucking lust in the dressing room for a totally killer opening move.

It totally feels like a PPV wrestling event with the crowd chanting USA USA and the announcer yelling ‘let’s get ready to suck iiiiiiiit’. The guys come out their cocks bouncing and the cocksucking begins. One cock, then two, three, four and more and more til the first tag, and then the controversy starts. The yanks totally cheat cos they’re true cocksucking sluts who wont tag out so they both get on their knees in the ring instead. All hell breaks loose as cocks get sucked left right and center by all four of these cock crazy sluts.

American Cock Suckin Championships 10 is an entertaining flick with some super hardcore cocksucking sluts and scores a jerkin 4 cocks up.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Tuesday, May 27 10:42 AM | Permalink | Comments

Chicks are funny man, they dig seeing cocks spurting almost as much as we like feeling it and all eleven (thats right 11) scenes here show it.

We get to see young hardbody hotties and lovely latinas ultra-nympho milfs and some hot chocolate showing their styles of jacking and their glee at watching the cum fly and knowing that they are the ones that watched these cocks explode.
We dont get any fucking and only a little sucking but the title does say up front that its a bunch of handjobs and the cock loving energy of these chicks did not leave me limp as I watched them work their magic on these dudes wands as they go after these cocks one on one or as in one of these scenes three on one….aint a lot in the world hotter than a cock loving babe who is surrounded by eager to explode fuck-sticks and seeing the excitement as they get closer to blast-off
For a pure jackoff movie it doesnt get a whole lot better than this. A pumping four out of five cocks-up for Handjobs 16

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Sunday, May 25 13:41 PM | Permalink | Comments

People have said to me that I seem to dig the milf movies most and yknow what….in many ways thats totally true cos the best kinda chick is a slut, and the sluttiest chicks are those 30-something nymphos who want to fuck till they drop and then if there’s a hard cock around they want it to fuck them even while they are dropped. Thats the type of chick that “Hot Mamas” is about.

Six sizzling slut-filled scenes of sex as these multi-orgasmic mamas ride to orgasm after orgasm with looks on their faces that beg for more. We get big natural tits, big fake tits and chicks taking big dicks including one lucky hot mama who gets to scream her way in pleasure through an intense dp scene

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Overall this was a decent fuckfest movie with a cast of creamers cumming continuously… my only beef with this flick is the idiot in the last scene kept distracting me from the chick cos 45+ year old dudes should not have blue hair with blonde fringe because bright blue hair is totally stupid and totally distracting from the hot mama getting fucked. Three cocks-up for Hot Mamas, at least one of these scenes is guaranteed sploogetastic to anybody who digs watching these 30-something sluts getting it on.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Friday, May 23 10:03 AM | Permalink | Comments

Yee-haw… or is that Hee-Haw… anyways, in this fucked up Billy Rae Cyrus meets Marvin Gaye Ho-down we get some stacked bimbos who are dumber than rocks getting it on with a bunch of hillbillies and beating the yolks of the small town yokels.

No matter how dumb these cum sluts are they’re at least smart enough that they obviously totally dig fucking and sucking.

As I’ve said before, I personally don’t see the point of having a storyline where the actors and actresses can’t act and as far as porn goes they should just fuck cos that’s what they’re there to do. Fortunately, even though Trailer Trash Nurses 6 tries to have a storyline; the dumbass actors and bimbo slut actresses do a totally phenomenal job of acting like dumbasses and bimbo sluts… so it works.

The sex is hot enough and these chicks totally know how to work a cock. Trailer Trash Nurses 6 gets a jackable 3 cocks-up… woulda been more if they hadn’t wasted my time with not fucking and just stayed busy with good hardcore nasty sex.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Thursday, May 22 06:04 AM | Permalink | Comments

This movie shows that chicks all over the world, whether they have freeways or autobahns or drive-thrus they all like going for a ride down the hershey highway. Throughout International Butt Babes 3 we get taken on a rectum rampage of a trip through America and Europe and five farout scenes of posterior plunging pleasure.

From a blonde yankee getting her doo-doo doodled where we see the pleasure on her face as well as gushing out of her pussy over to Europe where we see the English and French bending over and taking it as they have for the last hundred years.

As I’ve said before, those Eastern Euro chicks are totally into the decadent dicking scene and that’s fucking obvious in this movie. These babes take the anal plunge ultra deep and moan for more. The movie makers were even nice enough to show us that lesbians love anal action too. We get a couple ultra hot nymphos going down on each other and some serious ass fucking almost going as far as fisting.

The intensity of these bottom banged babes getting their tushies tanked rates International Butt Babes 3 a good stiff four cocks-up.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Tuesday, May 20 05:05 AM | Permalink | Comments

Every four years we get to watch the Summer Olympics and see a bunch of hard-body babes working up a sweat but my favorite is the swimming, and I always dig it when they say that they’re going to do the breast stroke, cos I picture all these chicks standing at the starting blocks rubbing their tits….which is pretty much the way Breast Stroke the movie begins.

We have a monster mammaried mama massaging her melon sized mounds and then spreading them with whipped cream and fucking herself into an orgasmic frenzy. Each following scene is filled with big bouncing boobs of fun as these oversexed and over-inflated nymphos get fucked repeatedly and their titanic tits swing in time with the poundings that they take.

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Remember at the beginning when I said melon sized mounds…well we also get poetry and irony in motion as in the final scene we get to see this hugely stacked blonde bombshell with a couple of nice melons smacking apart a real melon before she gets into some kinky food sex. A stroking three cocks-up for Breast Stroke.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Sunday, May 18 10:42 AM | Permalink | Comments

K…a while ago I reviewed Free 4 All 2 and said I would have to look up number one since number 2 was such a hit…so here we are. A movie with only one scene and no need for more. Same formula…get some sluts who know how to fuck and totally love cock and cum and cumming mix well with some well hung dudes and bake till sizzling hot.

The action heats up so fast and hard that I can only get this one non nude pic for you but dont be a wuss…check out the real thing anyways…not a movie that will leave anything left in your balls when finished watching it.

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Free 4 All is a series that delivers in every way and shows once again that the hottest chicks in the world are the sluttiest chicks in the world cos this kinda sexual energy just leaps out at you thru the screen man. Free 4 All gets the first ever Rip-roaring, cum-shooting, rooting-tooting five cocks-up.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Wednesday, May 14 10:02 AM | Permalink | Comments

I dig porn…lots of porn…heaps of porn…big huge freakin piles of porn…but I would rather watch the fantastic four than the fantastic 40’s. Now I’m sure that experience counts for a lot and this chick, even though she’s a bit riper than that sweeter 30-something fruit, shows that she does know how to suck and fuck.

Young, Old, Big, Small, Short, Fat, Tall and Skinny…this mature mother-fucked mama does them all in her quest for the perfect gangbang through four fucktastic scenes…maybe you gotta wait til you’re in your 40’s and that’s why it’s called fantastic cos a chick’s got to break in her pussy during her 20’s and 30’s if she’s going to go on such an epic quest.

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Overall the sex was hot, the chick was not, it looked like a good fucking time for everyone who made the movie and I give it a spurting three cocks-up.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Tuesday, May 13 08:04 AM | Permalink | Comments

Okay so you’re a confessed sexoholic, what’s the next step? Well the guys who made this movie sent these lucky dudes and babeliciously horny sexoholic nymphos to ‘get away’ from their addiction…but yeah, we all know what happens when you put a bunch of over-sexed fuckers together in an enclosed space…tons of wet hot energetic sex. (sounds like a fox reality show doesn’t it?)

For a bunch of sexoholics there could’ve been a hell of a lot more action in this movie…sure it’s got five scenes but most of them you’re just gonna be skimming through. It does start off with a hot chick on chick scene and the movie does get a hardness factor from the fact that it has British superslut Hannah Harper in it, and we all know how fucking crazy those Brit chicks get when the juices get flowing.

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My big problem with it is when you title your movie Sexoholics you expect there to be TONS of sex, group scenes, threesomes, foursomes, moresomes and so on…Sexoholics is pretty much all just one on one stuff. This movie gets a generous two cocks-up and that is solely due to the nympho crazy participaction of Hannah Harper.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Sunday, May 11 11:08 AM | Permalink | Comments

There are a lot of cool things about wearing the color white, especially when it’s a chick out in the sun, and even better if there’s some wetness cos then it becomes SEE-THRU. These ultra horny (and you know they’re ultra horny cos if they weren’t, no amount of money would entice them to fuck these guys with such enthusiasm) MILFs get what they need in three sextastic scenes.

It’s pool patio party-time in these three hardcore scenes. Scene one we get first a dusky latina MILF slut who gets her patio pussy time as she shows her cock-sucking and fucking skills and sucks the splooge from his cock in the bright sunny outdoors. Follow this up with a couple bronzed beauty babes gettin some sapphic sunshine as they go down on each other bringing each other to enthusiastic orgasms over and over. Last scene we get the horniest of these chicks who fucks (or gets fucked) her ass off. The dude is old enough to be her father and looks like his face belongs on a wanted poster but it doesn’t change her enthusiasm as she rides him to orgasm after orgasm.

White Panty Chronicles 20 was better than I expected it to be, mostly because of the rampant raunchy nympho behavior of the chicks in it. Three cocks-up to White Panty Chronicles 20.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Friday, May 09 08:43 AM | Permalink | Comments

Jam-packed with ten scenes of foot lusting and fucking, Toe Jam 2 gives us an action-packed glimpse into the kinkiness of foot fetish. I’m not sure how these whackjobs can handle having stinky smelly feet shoved in their mouths…but they totally look like they’re enjoying their fantasy, so I guess it works.

You’ve got blondes, brunettes, MILF, young babes, all hot sluts who want their toes sucked and there’s more sole-sucking than in any horror movie I’ve ever seen, and enough sole food to put Little Jamaica to shame. We do get to see some pussy pounding in every scene…getting their toes sucked seems to make these crazy sluts ultra-horny and dripping wet.

After watching all ten scenes of Toe Jam 2 I still don’t get why sucking toes is hot but if it gets chicks as wet as these sluts, serve me up some of that sole food. Toe Jam 2 gets a toeriffic two and a half cocks-up.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Thursday, May 08 05:06 AM | Permalink | Comments

Much of reviewing porn is like a dream job, but most of watching Chunky Pool Party is a big yawn…with my mouth open a lot bigger than these chicks mouths were. Once again, like in Chunky Cheerleaders none of the B’s in BBW applies to beautiful for any of these chicks. First off this movie lies…it says pool PARTY. We get four scenes of one-on-one action with ugly or plain chicks that for the most part look bored out of their heads, or as though they are waiting for the $50 so they can go score their Hostess cupcakes.

Don’t get me wrong, BBW sluts are fucking hot if one of the B’s stands for Beautiful. Expressions like ‘more cushion for the pushin’ and ‘more bounce to the ounce’ don’t come from nowhere, but Chunky Pool Party falls far short of any of these expectations. The only chick in it who really seems into fucking looks like she also has three grandchildren and hopefully they grow up to be better looking than her.

A while ago I reviewed Chubby Chasers 2, if you like watching curvy cum queens, watch it, enjoy it and one day soon I will have another cumtastic BBW flick reviewed for you to enjoy.

Chunky Pool Party gets a flaccid one cock-up because my mama always told me that you should be nice to fat people or they will eat you.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Monday, May 05 14:48 PM | Permalink | Comments

Let the good times roll… Lesbian Hooter Party has got good times rolling, flowing, squirting…goddamn it’s a good time in this movie. These chicks are way too hot to be lesbians, but if they want to call themselves that for the movie, that’s fine by me. They can call themselves whatever they want and I have some things I would call them too.

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These babes have some of the biggest tits I’ve seen lately and they get it on with titty rubbing, tit on clit fucking, hard and heavy strap-on sucking and fucking and sensational sapphic squirting action in all four frantic scenes. These are chicks who are totally into what they’re doing and completely not shy about being noisy when they cum.

For chick on chick movies that I have seen, this ranks in the Top Ten and gets four hard cocks-up for each of it’s four hard scenes.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Sunday, May 04 07:45 AM | Permalink | Comments

Ahhhhhh Valentines Day, time to be with the one you love, or at least lust after, and what better gift for a horny 30-something slut than an extra cock or two…the producers of this series of movies totally knows what I mean and these cum hungry slut-babes get slammed to satisfaction city.

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The sex is ultra-hot as in scene after scene these happily married chicks get it on while their husbands get to watch and in some scenes participate for a rip-roaring ultra-wet fuck-fest. I can tell you from experience that it is fucking crazy hot to see your babe getting fucked while she’s sucking you off or vice versa, and this movie does not rip us off as we get almost two very full hours of watching these wantonly wet wives also getting very full.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Wednesday, April 30 12:42 PM | Permalink | Comments