FUCK FLICKS

Point of View porn…after the first couple pov movies that seemed kinda hot it gets tired fast I dunno man….maybe Im missing something, must be like 500 hits of acid or the virtual reality sim that hasnt been invented yet but this whole pov movie idea is just kinda escaping me.

Like maybe I need a whole helluva lot more silly juice to continue the idea of being able to watch some babe fucking in front of me and just cos she has some intense (and disconcerting in an almost scary) way of staring at the camera Im always supposed to feel like she is sucking and fucking me?

…I just dont get it man….Like many things its cool as a novelty the first couple spins around but after that…it fizzles.

The chicks in this movie are totally smokin hot no question there. Specially in the final scene where the girl on girl action fucking sizzles and the closeups of these sluts’ perfect asses is the one time where I can say “yeah man, that view of those double moons is better than any freakin sunset”

POV bs or not, this movie does deliver in terms of slutty heat. I give it a 3 cocks up and it would probably be more if I was high enough to get into this “point of view” frame of mind since I would give any of these chicks the point of my cock in any hole they wanted.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Sunday, February 10 05:02 AM | Permalink | Comments

Feeling mega nasty to the extreme ? Want to check out some total cock sucking nymphos who love getting their asses filled with cum? If you dont then read no further…If you do then you have GOT to check this one out.

These are some primo nasty sluts who take big fucking cocks rammed into every hole. You probably wont make it past the second scene without shooting your load. These two hot young sluts eager to show how much they love cock and cum. It’s like they are competing for who is the sluttiest as they get each other off and get into some really nasty atm action as they each get fucked until finally the guy explodes into the brunette chick’s gaping ass and the dirty slut of a blonde opens wide and swallows a fucking river of cum that flows out.
Like I said man this movie is full of intensely nasty gonzo stuff and if thats what you’re into, bravo. I give it a full hard on five cocks up.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Friday, February 08 06:05 AM | Permalink | Comments

Man I bet lots of chicks got some awesome fuck toys from the fat man this christmas (I dont mean Ron Jeremy) and are putting on some awesome shows for their men. Now these chicks in Toyz 4 Twats may not all be beauty queens but I guess thats why they are so into their toys and like wow they totally groove the move with their tech-tuna toyz to some noisy and ultra wet orgasms.

Also dudes, although it may not be the hottest movie I’ve reviewed…one bonus to these toy movies is you can watch them with your chick who may not otherwise watch porn. “Hey honey I was sent this movie cos frank at work is getting one of these for his wife to add some spice and this is what it does…check this out” Your chick watches it, sees these sluts going nuts with their toys and voila your chick will then maybe dig porn and definitely want some toys to put on shows for you. Not a strong rating with only 2 cocks up rating but like any slut it does have it’s uses.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Wednesday, February 06 12:03 PM | Permalink | Comments

Get ready to ring in the new years with a bang watching some gangbangs and for a hot slutty group fucking slut flick Crazed Coochies is one that will have you shooting your own fireworks.

These chicks are so fucking delicious and slutty that you will have to watch this one in stages cos you might come every scene and if you dont shoot a load seeing the lovely latina slut in the first scene I tell you man your balls will not contain themselves thru scene two where this red headed super-slut fucks herself in front of all these dudes with a long red dong, then fucks all of them in an intense frenzy of nasty nymphomania

The heat does not let up as scene after scene these gangbang sluts get pounded in every hole and scream for more until finally this raven haired rocker slut with a tramp stamp takes it in every hole including double penetration AND double vaginal…like dude…can you say Slut-Supremo ?

Four out of five cocks up, definitely splooge city material

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Monday, February 04 10:49 AM | Permalink | Comments