FUCK FLICKS

Dude the name says it all - FREAKIN INTENSE man, and a good way to start off my new rating system.
The movies I watch jack and report on will get a 1-5 cocks up rating - 5 meaning you will splooge all over your screen and still stay hard. 1 meaning you can use it to sleep to but you sure as hell cant get off to it unless you are used to jacking it to the Sears Catalog

I am so totally going to have to find the others in the series if they are like this. Like this flick has an amateur feel to it, but the babes fuck like total pros, starting off with some blonde milf who gets totally banged by these dudes. She’s noisy as hell but usually her mouth is stuffed with cock (as well as her pussy and ass - go slut go)

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Scene after scene delivers as these nymphos get every hole filled. Pussy fucked, Ass fucked, DP, Skull fucked as they swallow cock deep down their throats, super hot ball swallowing…these babes are nymphos with a capital S for slut.
Then just like fireworks the final scene is even more freakin intense as two babes get in on the action as they share this dude’s cock and some toys in every hole bringing themselves to some rocking orgasms.
This flick gets a big four out of five Cocks up rating from me.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Sunday, February 24 12:40 PM | Permalink | Comments

Man I love a chick who knows what she wants, and Face Sittin Fanatics is totally filled with them. The hot action starts in a comfy living room with two big titted sluts horny for each other. A ton of pussy licking and dildo fucking delivers awesome on-screen orgasms that left me totally harder than before.

Moving the action outdoors was a totally choice move by the director. I totally dig the pool scenes with the hot babes fucking themselves with dildos on their deckchairs before taking a seat on someones face, and the different setting from the first scene totally kept things lively.

Dude Face Sittin Fanatics has 6 different scenes in one movie, and each of them is as hot as the next so if you enjoy watching sluts grinding their hot wet pussies on hungry mouths then you totally need to check this shit out! This movie rates a 3.5 out of 5 cocks up rating from me.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Friday, February 22 14:03 PM | Permalink | Comments

Well fuck, imagine if you could like see people having sex even if they’re not really there. Vision of X is about some chick called Jenny who has visions of ‘porno people’ dancing around in her head all the time. Personally I think she like totally needs to get laid more.

My favorite scene is in the bathtub, Jenny lathers her huge melon-like tits with soap in the shower then switches the water off and like totally goes crazy pumping her pussy with a bright red dildo. After she cums the first time that’s when the trippiness starts. All of a sudden two hot blonde chicks are kissing and fondling each other in the big bathtub, her porno people again. Nipple sucking, pussy licking and some totally rad bath splashes ensue as the action gets more and more frenzied with each pelvic thrust.

Jenny’s one totally lucky slut getting to watch and enjoy this kind of hot action up close. Where do I get some porno people of my very own? This movie rates a 4 out of 5 cocks up rating from me.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Wednesday, February 20 12:05 PM | Permalink | Comments

Man I love POV (Point of View) porn. Like you can get right in at the action it’s almost as good as being there yourself. This awesome movie has 10 totally different amateur babes trying to be the best of the porn best. They totally give it their all, and that shines through in each set.

POV makes it seem like the dick on the monitor is an extension of your own and I totally dig that (it’s sweet that I’m totally better hung than any of the guys in this flick too). Dude these porn sluts go all the way, sucking on big dick, their heads vividly bobbing up and down on screen as they swallow what almost seems to be your own cock. Like these chicks are also total cam ho’s. Their eyes rarely leave the camera giving an almost surreal feel to the whole movie, like I said, it’s almost as good as being there yourself.

Man I swear, you have got to watch this to totally see what I’m talking about. Amateurs totally have the passion to make great porn, and the hot chicks in POV Castin Couch 2 are proof of that. This movie rates a 3.5 out of 5 cocks up rating from me.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Monday, February 18 05:50 AM | Permalink | Comments