FUCK FLICKS

March is here, and once again this year we’re lucky enough to have easter in March. The perfect time to celebrate with creampie movies and sing that popular easter hymn ‘Here comes my Peter looking for a tail, following a splooge laid trail’. Just like with easter baskets we get a variety of goodies and even some cream filled chocolates.

Personally I prefer the creampie movies where some ultra-slut takes like a zillion loads until her pussy is a frothy frappe of cum, but hey the chicks in this movie usually still made it work cos they were just so totally into getting off on their own, with each other, and especially filled with cock until they milked it into themselves showing that they truly were creampie somethings (calling some of them hunnies is just a little too generous tho).

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Saturday, March 29 06:04 AM | Permalink | Comments

A salami slamming slutarama…this is the type of movie that porn should be about, like man…people say the hippies had free love? Not like the people in this movie man. These babes are sluttier than an army of female clone Bill Clintons and man do they dig cock…dig it, suck it, fuck it…anything they can in every way they can.

 ~ ~ ~ ~ CLICK HERE TO VIEW VIDEO ~ ~ ~ ~ Groups, gangbangs…double penetration…double stuffing their pussies, hands and mouths these chicks totally get into what they’re doing in five fuck-filled scenes of slut satiation. Two things that totally make this movie work are the lust charged milfs they use, cos everybody knows that even the energizer bunny is in awe of how an orgasmically energized soccer mom can ride that libido lust to all time highs, and when you combine that with a menagerie of cocks for these super-sluts to ride it’s an instant formula to sexcess.The other thing that makes this movie totally work is you get treated at the end to everyone’s favorite snack, a double stuffed oreo.

Five fire-hose spraying cocks-up to the sexual energy of Any Hole Will Do

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Thursday, March 27 11:50 AM | Permalink | Comments

Watching this movie makes me think that they should make a porn version of Dr Seuss’s classic The Lorax…and yknow you can just totally see Ron Jeremy as The Lorax, short little hairy dude with wild hair and a big walrus mustache…totally sounds like it was written for him. I mean, if someone did a poll to find out how many totally nasty ultra-sluts there were out there I bet there would be enough that we could save a zillion trees by getting rid of the toilet paper industry and just have chicks like this ready and willing to savor some smelly ass whenever needed.

I guess for these nasty nymphos it’s like old school trapper style and the more musk you lay out, the more beaver you get. Six scenes of chicks who totally dig the sweaty smell of ass, whether it’s another chick or a dude, they don’t care, as long as they can get their noses in there for a weighty whiff and a raunchy rimjob.

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There are some babes who were put on this planet completely for the purpose of sex and granting pleasure…good casting call on this movie, you found some of these babes. These chicks show scene after scene how much they love fucking and as the heat goes up their lust goes up too and they go crazy on cock (or in some cases even more than one cock) and beg for the taste of ass and cum.

Butt Munchers gets four sweaty cocks-up.

Posted by Cecil B. DeNasty on Wednesday, March 26 08:46 AM | Permalink | Comments